my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
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what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
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View Larger I remember seeing this like 2 years ago on tumblr and I wanted my room to be this exactly and still do. Time to put my room design ideas back in action.
queued☼ ✿
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broken gifs
These scare the shit out of me