




This shit got cancelled so fast haha
greatest skittles commercial ever!!!! lol
best.commercial.ever
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME this is so awesome
How is this even a thing? I’m a dude. I get it. Girls can be scary. They look just like humans, but they make Weird Things happen in your pants-area. It must be magic. They are the Gargamels to your dick’s whatever-Smurf-your-dick-is.
(Sidenote: the makers of The Smurfs…
View Larger I love this photo so much because it pretty much explains me; I either only lightly enter a thought/idea/conversation, or I go all out and explore just about every aspect and though I could possible have about it
This is me
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View Larger I JUST WENT TO TACO BELL AND THE GIRL SAID “have a sauce-ome day!” AND I WAS LIKE “wtf” THEN THEY SHOWED ME A LIST OF WORDS THEY HAVE TO USE WHEN TALKING TO CUSTOMERS OMFG
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This is my April fools joke. I made brown e’s and texted my entire family that I made brownies and now they’re all excited.
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Needless to say I’ve never been more proud of myself.
Update: My brother came home and screamed “BROWNIES HERE I COME!!!” and sprinted to the kitchen (in case if you can’t tell he fucking loves brownies) I held up one of the brown e’s and said “What? It’s a brown e.” and he just walked out the room face palming himself muttering “I fucking hate April Fool’s Day,”.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA genius
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View Larger So why is one considered ‘inappropriate’ and the other accepted? Stop sexualising my body.
I wonder this too. Why is it a man’s breast and nipple are okay to show but a woman’s breast and nipple isn’t.
fave wow
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